This is one of the best pieces of Sheriarty slash fic I have ever read.

If you ever get the chance to watch it, I highly recommend A Good Old-Fashioned Orgy.

I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD ( except I am drunk and vaguely sleepy so I couldn't get off and I was too wet to feel a lot so it was actually kinda shitty).

I'm about to get laid in five minutes and I can't wait.

There's a post that showed up on my Tumblr dash a few times today of a commercial for Tenga eggs and all the comments are shocked and disbelieving, which makes me think I'm the weird one for not only knowing what a Tenga egg is but having actually encountered one in real life.

amethystjade and I were just lying in bed contemplating statementsers reactions to us posting porn of ourselves.

The sex we had on the sofa last night was mind blowingly epic.

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I just had a really good orgasm.

My IUD is digging into my uterus and it hurts and I'm cramping up.

Ryan and I usually take a long time getting me ready for sex and this time we just smeared some lube on him and went at it from behind which is a really good position for me for pleasure and HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SOME OF THE BEST SEX EVER.